Episode #22 "Two Weddings and a Funeral"
Written by Ryan Murphy

Nicole and Mary Cherry are tired of boring sweeps cliffhangers stunts on their favorite TV shows. During the episode, several Sweeps Stunts (SS) are presented. Sam decides to accept the wedding and make it perfect. It's Bio Glass's final class, and she A+ to Brooke and Ds for the rest of the class. They can't skip the last day because she sent their pictures to the police. Josh asks for advice on how to get Brooke back, when, oops, his towel falls (SS#1: Pretty Boy Nudie Shot). Trapped in school, the Vice Principal remembers what happened over the year: 2 girls who despised each other and became sisters; some parents bisexuality; emotions and romances, and what the future may hold for them: porn star (Josh); Hustler's centerfold (Nicole), or axe murderer (Mary Cherry). Also, he reminds them of praying for May Tuna, who is looking for a heart downer, because of a bacteria brought in by dirt eating. They start to sing how Bobbi Glass should pay for ruining the day (SS#2: Gratuitous Musical Number). They decide to give her an ecoli shake that will give her a major diarrhea. But Ms. Glass is smart and gave everybody an F in advance (after all, her previous class tried to give her a banana smooth covered by Ebola virus). She suddenly collapses. The gang tries to bring her back to life, and Nicole gives her an emergency tracheotomy by sticking a pen in her throat. Nurse Glass shows up, blames them of killing her sister and threats to put them in jail. Meanwhile, Josh is trying to write something special for Brooke, and we're presented with "Popular Purge", a poll made by the viewers that will kill one of the characters. Lily finds Bobbi Glass's poetry book, on which she tells that her sister once tried to kill her by putting broken glass in her cereal. Nurse Jessie took the body, and tells her sister that she's not dead, but doped with exotic herbs from New Guinea. Jessie has been starving cats so they can eat her alive (SS#3: When Pets Attack). May's dream come true death wish is to spend a whole day with Brooke, so she knows what it is to be popular. The girls bring Bobbi's body to the house, and an earthquake shakes everything (SS#4: Natural Disaster). A brick falls in May's head. Nurse Jessie shows up to pick up the body during rehearsal dinner. But can a dead body pass gas? Then how come Bobbi farted? So she's not dead! Mary Cherry says that Jessie might have put voodoo on Bobbi and called Santeria. They find out that Bobbi was sent to the crematorium, and they believe she's gone. At the wedding, Jessie is looking for Bobbi's body, who wasn't cremated. Suddenly, May's pager announces the doctors have found a downer. While Bobbi's organs are being removed, the doctor doesn't find a heart! Jessie steals the body and sends it to the church, where they can't do anything. Carmen confesses she might be pregnant (SS#5: Pregnancy). Josh and Brooke get back together (SS#6: TV Couple Reunion). Mary Cherry has an anti-Santeria potion in her purse, and they give it to Bobbi's body. The brides walk down the isle with the boys singing (Double SS: Wedding & Cheesy Boy Band). In the last minute, Brooke's mom shows up to stop the wedding; Bobbi Glass wakes up and the winner of "Popular Purge" is revealed: May, who drops dead in middle of the church.

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